So after being drug through the ringer today for several different things in frustration and at my wife’s suggestion I went to bed early without eating anything.
Of course I had problems getting to sleep because she was in the other room singing her “badonky-donk” off. *rolls eyes*
The dream I had was a warped mirror of the last few weeks. (If you’ve been paying attention you know what I mean.)
I spent the entire last few hours while asleep trying to watch TV. (Not in our current living room but a different one.)
Every single time I’d sit down some stupid ninja would attack me. Throw darts, thrown stars, overhead sword slash, etc.
So I finally think it’s quiet and I notice that there’s a piece of pie on a plate on one of the shelves under the entertainment center. Cherry I think.
I pick it up and use the fork on the plate to try and take a bite and the damn thing starts laughing at me and screaming at me “Ninja PIIIIIEEEE!” while the ninja attacks me from behind.
In anger I throw the very annoying pie on the plate at the ninja like a frisbee and that’s when I wake up.
Thankfully there’s no pie in the house or I’d be retaliating and eating pie at 11 p.m.+...